5 Benefits of being in a Relationship with a Functional Older Lady

By Jerome Onipede

If you are an older man that is single and searching, these 5 reasons should convince you to consider dating a woman close to your age.

• YOU WILL FIND LOYALTY AND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

An older lady isn’t planning on going in and out of Relationships. She wants to be in a relationship and stay there. She’s settled and not scattered. She’s come a long way and does not think there’s something out there that she is missing. When she’s with you, SHE IS WITH YOU.

An older lady has attained a level of Maturity whereby she has the CAPACITY to get along with all types and manner of men, and that’s why when she’s with a Man and finds out that you are a Nonentity (that is a person of no importance and significance), or an Imbecile (an extremely stupid person) etc, and everyone is advising her to leave, she sees things differently. In her mind, she is wondering how a person can be like this, and what can be done to make something good out of him.

She’s not holding onto him because she’s desperate like some think, she’s become Solution minded, and the question she will ask Jerome in a Consulting Session is “Is there a place such a Person can be taken to for help, so he can become better, and live the rest of his life in dignity”. Well the problem is when the older lady loves you, she loves EVERYTHING that you are (the good, the bad, and the ugly), but don’t make the mistake of taking advantage of her STATE OF MATURATION, because she can also RAZE YOU DOWN TO DUST and make you disappear where you won’t need an OBITUARY, because you decided to take her ANGELIC gestures for stupidity.

•  SHE MAKES LOVE, SHE DOESN’T WASTE TIME ON SEX

An older lady will surprise you. She doesn’t pretend that she is an angel and knows nothing about sex. As a matter of fact, she knows MORE than you do, and as a matter of fact, SHE WANTS HER SEX, and she’s not guilty about it. She knows sex is not just for the Man, but also the Woman, and if you are acting like a MONK, she will grab you, take you, and tell you “Thanks, I had a good time”. If she makes a sound in Bed, she’s not pretending like the small girl, IT’S A SOUND OF PLEASURE.

She knows her Body, and knows how to ORGASM, and so she doesn’t leave it entirely to you the man to make that happen. She will actually tell you what to do. She will initiate sex in the Car, living room, in the plane, etc. Sex gives her Physical Pleasure, Communication gives her Emotional Pleasure, just like Money gives her Psychological Pleasure. The truth is “ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR HER”, if not then stick to those small small girls that follow you about, because you bought them a phone.

•  SHE IS VERY ADVENTUROUS AND IMPRESSIONABLE

She will leave an impression in your heart. She might actually intimidate you, but not deliberately, because she’s likely to have been around the world. As a Matchmaker most of my older female clients have traveled a lot, and some request for men who are exposed too.

She is good on the Internet, and does most of her bookings/shopping there. She knows how to buy ANYTHING online, because it’s more economical shopping online. She knows where the best meals are served. She knows what it means to take care of herself, don’t forget she works very hard, not because she enjoys it all the time, but because she appreciates the end result of Labor, which is Remuneration.

When you first meet her, she will be quiet and take time to study you. She is actually sizing you up, and then starts to plan how to make your boring life Very interesting. She shakes her head in a corner, and wonders if you think you have been living all this while. Just sit back and watch the REST OF YOUR LIFE change, and you will realize that the fun you were looking for in the hands of the small small girls is actually in the bosom of the older lady. Abeg, leave this small girls for the young guys, so that they can find wives to marry.

• SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS

She is not trying to find herself from who you are, SHE HAS ALREADY FOUND HERSELF. She’s not going to become your shadow. The Relationship has got to be US, and not you you you, MR. MAN.

She going to stand Tall beside you, and not behind you. She’s going to go on her Vacation, because she’s not expecting you to fund it, don’t forget she has been doing it before she met you, but if you want to take her on a Vacation, then she will wonder why you can’t fund it, after all YOU ARE THE MAN, ain’t you, so BE THE MAN! Being the man is not in shouting on everybody in the house, it’s not in beating up the woman in your life, it’s not in being unfaithful and when you are caught, instead of being remorseful, you stand there like an Agama Lizard, and say with your big ugly smelly mouth that “Now that you know, what are you going to do about it”, Being a Man is being the PROVIDER, PROTECTOR, PRAYER COVER, PLAN A-Z, etc.

Be careful, the older lady has found who she is, and she is not coming into your life to ask for VALIDATION, she is coming into your life to COMPLIMENT YOU. Now the question is DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

• SHE IS NEAT, HER HYGIENE IS SUPER

There is a 70% chance that you will not be infected by an older lady with a disease, because she takes care of herself. She knows her body, and contrary to what some men assume, the smell from her Vagina is like that of a flower that has just opened up. She also accepts the fact that she is growing older, and tries to keep fit for her own good.

I can go on and on, but the bottom line is if we men, out of ignorance and lust go after the girls that our Sons should be getting Married to, ruining their lives most times in the process, and losing out from having very interesting moments and life with ladies our age, don’t we lose ON ALL SIDES? Well I know in the end, it takes REAL MEN to be MEN!

If you are Married, stay with your Wife, and it will keep DRAMA out of your life. If you are an older man looking for a wife, l advice you find a good woman close to your age, and spend the rest of your remaining years here on Earth together.

*PLEASE NOTE THAT EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN HERE IS ABOUT THE FUNCTIONAL OLDER LADY, AND NOT ONE THAT IS DYSFUNCTIONAL.